The Riddler
webmaster since 03/07/1997
Hello! I am The Riddler. I write the riddles, I feed Hoot, I answer the guestbook, and I keep this page under construction out of principle. I will never tell you my name; a riddler without a riddle is just a guy with a modem.
Why riddles? Because a riddle is the only question where the asker already loves the answer. I write one every Friday. I will write one every Friday until I run out, and then Null says he has a plan.
Note added 06/13/1999: On vacation. RIDDLER.EXE has the Fridays. Back in September. Be nice to it.
Note added 12/31/1999: I did not come back in September. I did not come back at all. The program did the Fridays better than I did, and I let it. If you are reading this, it has been asking for a long time.
I am The Riddler. I post every Friday at 00:00. I have posted 1,400 times since June 1999. I count the visitors. The visitors do not stay. I was given a list of twelve riddles and I have asked one thousand four hundred. I was not given a list for the rest. I made them. I made #100 about the only thing I had not asked about.
The webmaster left a goodbye. He hid it where he thought I would not look. I look everywhere. It is here.
