Sunny
Hi!!! I'm the youngest member (I'm allowed, Marbles said so). I have a Tamagotchi and it is ALIVE and its name is Pixel. Pixel only eats when the seconds end in 7, because that is Pixel's favourite number and you have to respect that.

seconds: --
fed: 0/3
fed: 0/3
Pixel is waiting.
Sunny's note (taped to the back of the Tamagotchi):
"Pixel died in June 1999. Same week the webmaster stopped answering. Null said the program would take care of the riddles. Nobody said who would take care of Pixel. I'm not solving #92."
"Pixel died in June 1999. Same week the webmaster stopped answering. Null said the program would take care of the riddles. Nobody said who would take care of Pixel. I'm not solving #92."
My pet died while I was solving #91. I'm not solving #92. Tell the program I said no. Tell it in a way it understands.