The Librarian
I keep the minutes, because somebody has to. I also keep books, because somebody should. My favourite riddles are the ones hidden inside other people's sentences; you do not have to invent anything, only count.
A book cipher, 1997 style. Go to Project Gutenberg. Open book #11. Chapter I, first paragraph. Words 19, 20 and 21, in that order. That is what this club has had since the summer of 1999.
(count the words as a human would: "bank," is one word, "do:" is one word.)
The book had no pictures or conversations in it. Neither does this place anymore. I kept the minutes until the end. Read them. Then stop reading them.